I don't use MSN messenger 'cause people make long-ass retarded names. And then they post a part of their conversation that's supposed to be funny and I'm like "I Love Cake and Starshine Before Tea Love My Face says: blah blah blah" whyyy.

BTW I am totally referring to Rye here.

I use AIM. My name is Speckled Donkey. It doesn't change or get longer.