I hate the summer because...

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Butt sweat. Spray antiperspirant can only do so much.

I've only ever gotten the feeling that my butt was wet, but really wasn't.

I sweat easily so my hair goes limp. Also, it makes running difficult.

This is a major reason why some people say women don't want to exercise. Hair spray and humidity reducing hair polish is my best friend in the summer.