Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
Oh, the spiders and earwigs are nothing compared to hornets. Those mother smurfers are brutal. One summer there was a large hornet nest right near the backdoor. When my dad opened the door, he ended up knocking the nest on the ground and a bunch of hornets flew out and came after him. It was like a scene out of a horror movie.
smurf hornets. My dad got stung in the ear a few days ago god I can only imagine how bad it hurt. We killed the nest that night. smurfing revenge.

EDIT: Least favorite part of summer; maggotty trash