I've had a few dirty jobs, and I didn't like them, but they were jobs.

I worked at a landscaping business for a while, and that entailed me going out into damp fields and cutting plants for hours in the sun, sitting in mud in a warehouse stripping the plants, and then spending a few more hours squatting in a greenhouse sticking the plants in sand, which got into my hair and my shoes, and being doused with sulphur water every five minutes.

I was a beaut when I got out.