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    Default Women: are you wearing pants? You have a disease!

    I refuse to believe this research wasn't conducted by The Onion.

    "Gender-related behaviors, namely childhood play, peer association, career and leisure time preferences in adolescence and adulthood, maternalism, aggression, and sexual orientation become masculinized in 46,XX girls and women with 21OHD deficiency [CAH]. These abnormalities have been attributed to the effects of excessive prenatal androgen levels on the sexual differentiation of the brain and later on behavior." Nimkarn and New continue: "We anticipate that prenatal dexamethasone therapy will reduce the well-documented behavioral masculinization…"
    Not only is your non-wimpy state abnormal, but it can be corrected in future generations with prenatal drugs. Yes, these terrible personality traits in these freak women like making eye contact and being assertive, can thankfully be fixed so their offspring can go back to the kitchen.

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    I realize that the line between "characteristic" and "disorder" is sometimes subjective, but come on.

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    ShlupQuack is now the manliest thing on the planet.

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    oops!

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    There are no words. Just blind rage.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    I took off my pants. Am I safe now?

    I'm just dispaired at the money that went into researching this.


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    I took off my pants. Am I safe now?
    I will have to personally confirm that you have taken these measures to ensure your safety. If you could send me a picture to my mailbox, I will get back to you with an answer in 5-6 business days.

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    Wait until the fundamentalist Muslims learn that their earthquakes are caused by a disease now.

    He's a developmental biologist so he gets to make claims like this because the way you experiment in this field is to mutilate it very early in development and see what happens. Also he specializes in working with fish.

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    To be fair, my pants have Eeyore and flowers all over them. Not very manly.

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    mine are red with pink and white snowflakes and a pink ribbon to tighten the waist.

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    Pants are pants ladies.... So its time to burn them all and start wearing puff skirts and girdles....


    And no under garments either....Those are pants as well....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian View Post
    And no under garments either....Those are pants as well....
    Thongs look nothing like pants.


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    Thongs are acceptable undergarments, imo.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I dun know, with cute looks, nice figure and maybe a pair of nice boobs with a nice character, I think pants or no pants a lady will still look lovely.

    I think those researchers spend more time studying rather than to understand a woman.

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