This just happened.

[Pheesh]

I challenge people to duels all the time. No one ever gives me the satisfaction I demand of them though

*gloved slap*

Shall we say pistols at dawn?

Indeed.

Right on, winner gets your Gal Pal.

[fire_of_avalon]

I don't think most fights between regular people often end in a winner. I think usually the fight just ends.

Because most people just get tired because they're fat and can't wrestle, since most fights also end up on the ground rather quickly.

Any of your fights ever end in death or hospitalization? Or a knock out?

[Agent Proto]

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured FOA instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as FOA roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

When you play Monopoly with FOA, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

FOA uses a night light. Not because FOA is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of FOA.

Those quotes look familiar. Are you sure you haven't replaced a certain Norris named Chuck with FOA?

[Laddy]

No one could beat me in a fight. I know Koppo, Capoeira, and Tae Kwon-Do

[NorthernChaosGod]

I challenge people to duels all the time. No one ever gives me the satisfaction I demand of them though

*gloved slap*

Shall we say pistols at dawn?

Indeed.

Right on, winner gets your Gal Pal.

You're going down.

I don't think most fights between regular people often end in a winner. I think usually the fight just ends.

Because most people just get tired because they're fat and can't wrestle, since most fights also end up on the ground rather quickly.

Any of your fights ever end in death or hospitalization? Or a knock out?

Death? God, no. Did knock out a few guys though. And did ended up breaking a couple fingers on one guy.

[Laddy]

You guys can't call a bluff?

[Christmas]

BTW, do fighting with a weapon count?

Me and Manus had a lot of experiences with it.

[Jiro]

Any potentially violent situations I find myself in just deteriorate into that pathetic shoving . I'm too much of a wimp to start anything but I am disappointed when they're even more soft than I am xD

[KentaRawr!]

You guys can't call a bluff?

*Thundaga*

[Baloki]

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured FOA instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as FOA roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

When you play Monopoly with FOA, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

FOA uses a night light. Not because FOA is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of FOA.

Those quotes look familiar. Are you sure you haven't replaced a certain Norris named Chuck with FOA?

More like someone replaced FOA's name with Chuck Norris originally, I'm just restoring the balance.