Who was it I talked to about this? Oh yeah Harlequin. I'm under the impression we raise an army of big talking tough talkers with no action for their babbling.

The last thing that remotely came close actually happened at a dance club. I was dancing with one of my friends and having a good time when suddenly this guy starts trash talking me saying he could beat me up (?????? WHAT). I was very amused by this so I told him that he couldn't while smiling at him, but he didn't even throw a punch so I shrugged and went back to dancing while he stood on the side

(seriously I just got told by a wallflower I cannot make this up)