This just happened.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Never seriously; like people have already said it's normally with siblings. Now my bro is 6ft 4" so I don't really want to start that fight

I've been amazingly close to hitting someone about three years below me. It was one of those little **nts who believes they can rule the school. Admittedly I started it (Her: wat r u staring at. Me: your face. Her: D'you wanna cum here nd say that? Me: Not really - your face puts me off.) Ever since then for a few days she kept calling at me and telling me I'm an emo. I shoved my wrist close to her face after she and her cronies said I've got messed up wrists. Pfft. She proceeded to almost pin me to the wall (in front of my useless friend, I might add) and pointed her finger in my face and told me never to look at her again or something.

It was one of those times I was so pissed off and so full of anger I was kind of paralysed? And wanted to cry out of frustration. Or embarrassment - I hate letting anyone see (and believe) they can push me around. Lest a stupid young twat.

Rant over

[NorthernChaosGod]

I challenge people to duels all the time. No one ever gives me the satisfaction I demand of them though

*gloved slap*

[qwertysaur]

Do you want to throw down fisticuffs? I'll fight all of you!

Can I bring my swords?


Also I never fight with malevolent intention, always light contact unless protective gear is worn. Unless you are trying to hurt me, then I knock you to the floor and run away.

[Pheesh]

I challenge people to duels all the time. No one ever gives me the satisfaction I demand of them though

*gloved slap*

Shall we say pistols at dawn?

[Fujiko]

I once had a very serious fight with my brother; we'd actually punch and kick and stuff, and then my mother got between us and stopped it, and my brother and I didn't talk with eachother for a pretty long time. It was that serious. If he hadn't known any Tae Kwon Do, the fight would have ended sooner with me as the victor (you see, I Karate chopped his sorry butt). Unpleasant, but funny times. I still remember what triggered it, but it's a long and complex story and I'd rather forget. So yeah, other than that it has never been as serious, I think. Fights are bad, someone always gets hurt :/. So I'd only ever resort to fighting if I absolutely had to.

[Peegee]

Who was it I talked to about this? Oh yeah Harlequin. I'm under the impression we raise an army of big talking tough talkers with no action for their babbling.

The last thing that remotely came close actually happened at a dance club. I was dancing with one of my friends and having a good time when suddenly this guy starts trash talking me saying he could beat me up (?????? WHAT). I was very amused by this so I told him that he couldn't while smiling at him, but he didn't even throw a punch so I shrugged and went back to dancing while he stood on the side

(seriously I just got told by a wallflower I cannot make this up)

[fire_of_avalon]

All of my fistfights have been with boys. Except for the one with my sister. Which actually makes 3, not counting the one face and I are gonna have.

In 7th grade this boy was beating up on some little kids, so I slapped him. He responded by punching me in the stomach. I responded to this by punching him in his mouth until a teacher pulled me off.

When I was 21 I got into a fist fight with a boyfriend. It was very brief because we were drunk. I don't remember much about it.

A couple months ago my sister and I had a fist fight because I told her she was acting like a slut. She punched me in the mouth a few times, I punched her in the head a few times and then we both pulled each others hair and cried.

I'm so SO HARD.

EDIT: I think when I beat up Face, I'm gonna work his torso for a while, and then throw a haymaker right to the nose! (If I can reach that high.)

[Fujiko]

In 7th grade this boy was beating up on some little kids, so I slapped him. He responded by punching me in the stomach. I responded to this by punching him in his mouth until a teacher pulled me off.

A couple months ago my sister and I had a fist fight because I told her she was acting like a slut. She punched me in the mouth a few times, I punched her in the head a few times and then we both pulled each others hair and cried.

I'm so SO HARD.

EDIT: I think when I beat up Face, I'm gonna work his torso for a while, and then throw a haymaker right to the nose! (If I can reach that high.)

Ahahahahahahahahahaha This post made my day all the merrier. xDDDDDDDD I<3u foa.

[Iceglow]

I'm the youngest of 3, My oldest nephews are 7, 8 and 9 years younger than me. I had many fights growing up. I also got bullied in school but actually would fight back rather than take a beating (in the end it was my proving that it was merely numbers against me in fights that ended the bullying, bullies are less willing to do something to you when they know in a fair one on one fight you can beat them up...even more so when you know where they live). I've also had fights as a full grown adult. Some I've won, others I've lost. Though I try to keep calm in fights, I learnt a while back keeping in control and using my adrenaline and aggression with tactics rather than outright frenzied violence, losing control as I am sure anyone who studies martial arts knows leads to making silly mistakes, in most fights anyone with half a brain will use that mistake. I wish I didn't have to fight at times, but I realize there are times and places where violence is unavoidable and therefore you just have to ensure that when the dust settles you're the one who is better off.

[Raistlin]

A couple months ago my sister and I had a fist fight because I told her she was acting like a slut. She punched me in the mouth a few times, I punched her in the head a few times and then we both pulled each others hair and cried.

I'm so SO HARD.

Epic.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I challenge people to duels all the time. No one ever gives me the satisfaction I demand of them though

*gloved slap*

Shall we say pistols at dawn?

Indeed.

[James Leopold]

I threw a guy into a van once to protect a friend of mine, but he swiftly retaliated by kicking me full out in the stomach. It was not very pleasant. I've also fought my brother a couple of times but the fights were so even I'm not sure who won.

The last fight I was in took place on a bus about 4 years ago. The guy I was sitting next to was being a right t**t, so I turned around and gave him a right hook. In the blink of an eye I was being dragged off by 2 of my friends...which I was quite thankful for.

[fire_of_avalon]

I don't think most fights between regular people often end in a winner. I think usually the fight just ends.

[Baloki]

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured FOA instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as FOA roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

When you play Monopoly with FOA, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

FOA uses a night light. Not because FOA is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of FOA.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't think most fights between regular people often end in a winner. I think usually the fight just ends.

Because most people just get tired because they're fat and can't wrestle, since most fights also end up on the ground rather quickly.