This just happened.

[fire_of_avalon]

Have you ever been in a physical altercation? A fist fight? A slap fight? If you have, why? Would you do it again? I have been in 2 fist fights in my life, but I am so gonna be in another one in about .00001 seconds.

<~o_O> I could beat you up if I wanted to.
<foa> YOU COULD NOT
<foa> you do NOT know Muy Thai.
<foa> You are a LIAR
<~o_O> I know muay thai, do you know how many hours I've been playing UFC for?
<foa> not enought
<foa> to beat meeeeeeeeeeeee
<foa> (how many hours?)
<~o_O> I can beat anyone
<~o_O> anyone
<~o_O> Lyoto Machida
<~o_O> Tito Ortiz
<foa> You can't beat meeeeeeeeeeeeee
<~o_O> Brock Lesnar
<~o_O> Rampage Jackson
<~o_O> Megan Powell
<~o_O> Anyone.
<foa> YOU CAN'T BEAT MEGAN MEGAPOW POWELL YOU JUST CAN'T
<foa> WE'RE GONNA MAKE A GODDAMN THREAD ABOUT IT
<~o_O> How much money do you want to lay down on that?
<~o_O> DO IT

[qwertysaur]

More than almost anybody on these forums if you include sparring matches for TKD.

[Raistlin]

I'm pretty sure foa can beat all of us up. At the same time.

EDIT: I have only been in brief physical altercations. I have punched and been punched on a couple of occasions, but it wasn't anything more than that and no long-term damage on either side.

[Shlup]

I've never hit anyone out of anger or malice, nor have I had violence directed towards me. I'm a very peaceful person.

[Jessweeee♪]

I've been in scuffles with my brother, but that's it xD

[Miss_Lulu]

I've never been in a fight. Woohoo.
Whenever I was in high school and girls were like 'OMG I'M GONNA BEAT YOU UP THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU YOU BETTA WATCH OUT BITCH' I'd be like, 'You go right ahead. You hit me all you want and I won't hit you back. But you can better believe your ass is going to juvie after you're done beating me up,' Not that, that would have scared anyone who was a real badass cause juvie wouldn't have scared them. But it worked well enough on those wanna-be's that were pretending to be bad ass.

[KentaRawr!]

No, unless you count sparring matches for my martial arts classes. o,o

[o_O]

I have been meditating for eight weeks. Do you <i>really</i> want to mess with me and my cat weapons?

[Bunny]

I've never hit anyone out of anger or malice, nor have I had violence directed towards me. I'm a very peaceful person. :jess:

I did it for fun.

When I was in elementary school, I was suspended a great deal of the time for fighting or committing other violent acts. This lessened as I grew older, but did not completely stop until around high school, where I began to care less and less about violence. One of my most memorable fights was when I was in the fourth grade, an older kid tried to jump me from behind (literary, I supposed), so I flipped him over my shoulder and started beating the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of his head with all of my limbs. He, uh, left me alone after that.

[Hambone]

I've been in scuffles with my brother, but that's it xD

This.

In elementary school I also tripped people I didn't like, but no physical altercations. I honestly don't want any either, I'd regret it, even if I did win (lulz, that'd never happen).

[Cuchulainn]

i've seen my share. but you know this. In fact we were talking about nthis in chat as your HIGHLY edited quotation suggests.

[fire_of_avalon]

Only 8 weeks? I have spent my entire life preparing for this battle.

Here is what I think of your weapons, sir.

[Madonna]

My brothers and I fought all the time! However, we had a rule: we could only battle our consecutively ranked siblings; the brother in the number one position could only battle number two, while two could fight one or three, five could bear arms against four or six, and so on! I spent a lot of my early years scrambling between ranks three and four; age ten was when I rocketed to Two and waged a constant battle against One! Our rule still holds and so it is only when I visit my close-knit family that war erupts again; One seeks to remind me where I belong, while Three gets those few and far between chances to move beyond his current apex!

I am almost always game for a fight!

[Shlup]

I've never hit anyone out of anger or malice, nor have I had violence directed towards me. I'm a very peaceful person.

I did it for fun.

Should I be surprised that your dick-ness isn't a recent development? You are a bad person.

Unless the other person was having fun too. I used to fight with my cousins pretty hard, before they got bigger than me.

[Bunny]

No, I was a pretty terrible child and my level of dickness has actually lessened over time. For instance, as it stands now, I would never pull a girl off the monkey bars simply because I wanted to be on the monkey bars at that exact time. Also, I would not tackle a kid or throw rocks at them because they looked at me in what I translated as a "challenging way".

When I hit whatever age I was when I was in the fourth grade, and started kissing girls, I stopped being extremely violent. When I entered high school, I stopped being violent altogether.