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    Cool Best FF pick-up lines

    So has anyone tried to use an FF-related pick up line on someone, or has it been done to you? What are the best FF pick-up lines you've heard? My personal favorites are:

    "Can I park my lunar whale in your crystal palace?"

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    "Your father must've been an esper, because you look magical!"

    Put your best FF pick-up lines here...the cheesier the better
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    Wanna camp my NM?

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    "Care to join me in the woods and do some grinding together?"

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    You're hotter than Ifrit any day!

    You must be Siren... My words are silenced at your beauty....


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    "Looks yummy, maybe I lick it!"

    Quina inspires so many questionable suggestions.



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    You must be Siren... My words are silenced at your beauty...
    "My hair isn't the only thing pointing up right now."
    ROFLMAO hahahaha
    Time...
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    No matter how hard you hold on, it escapes you...


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    I've lost my chocobo, can I ride you?

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    Conversation between Boyfriend and I:

    Me: Blah blah blah Final Fantasy blah I'm a huge nerd blah blah blah.

    Boyfriend: I want to buy you a ring.

    Me: Oh, I'm so glad my nerdiness inspires you.

    Boyfriend: I'm thinking a Coral Ring, so you'll be immune to fire attacks.


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    Is that an esper in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Wanna camp my NM?

    ???? Reference to which game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post
    Conversation between Boyfriend and I:

    Me: Blah blah blah Final Fantasy blah I'm a huge nerd blah blah blah.

    Boyfriend: I want to buy you a ring.

    Me: Oh, I'm so glad my nerdiness inspires you.

    Boyfriend: I'm thinking a Coral Ring, so you'll be immune to fire attacks.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Depression Moon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Wanna camp my NM?

    ???? Reference to which game?
    Final Fantasy XI

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    >>> Pick up lines are not my thing, even the FF ones..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    I hate hate hate being single. Will you date me?

    Not even a Supersoft will work on me after I laid my eyes on you.

    Did you know that I can talk to beavers?

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    Are you a meteor? Because you came from heaven and rocked my world
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
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