Online a pet peeve is morons correcting someone's spelling or grammer. You've have got to be a special kind of dickhead to be that much of a pedant.

In work there's a woman who laughs at the end of almost every damn sentence she speaks, it annoys the ever living smurf out of me.

I met this dude through a mate at a party and I come across him every damn time I go to work & he insists on talking to me. I DONT LIKE YOU smurf OFF.

Oh, I hate over-familiar people. They get too close when talking to me & over-use my name. Dickheads.

Whistling. Some people whistle out of boredom or nervousness. STFU. Sometimes it's not even a particular song it's just a series of tones which makes it worse.

I dont drive but when I'm in the ftont seat I've just as much right to hate this. When you're trying to pull out of somewhere and there is slow traffic, slow enough that people can stop to let you out. IGNORANT DICKHEADS PRETEND THE DONT SEE YOU AND KEEP MOVING, THEY LOOK EVERYWHERE EXCEPT WHERE YOU ARE, YOU'RE FULLING NO ONE YOU TWAT YOU BETTER BHOPE WE NEVER MEET WHERE THERE ARE NO WITNESSES


Birds chirping when I come home from a party late at night/early moring. STFU I NEED TO SLEEP.

Liverpool FC & Rangers FC supporters. Hate them.