Fun with a Christian Science textbook

[Hambone]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV_0RKJZcbk">Christian Scientist at work</a>

Totally not gonna listen to 10 minutes of a walrus. I must say though, it has wicked glasses (but where are its tusks!? ). I wasn't aware that I'm using a defense mechanism, though!

The 4th grade edition is cute:

Current electricity moves through an unbroken circuit...Much like a circuit, a Christian's fellowship with God can be broken. But it is by unconfessed sin. Only by confessing a sin can a Christian "close the circuit" and renew the flow of fellowship with God.