The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

[Shiny]

My favorite part was when (SPOILER)Victoria got her mannequin head ripped off and it looked like styrofoam was in it.

[Shlup]

SPARKLEPIRES ARE MADE OF STONE. But they sound like metal when you tear them open. Don't you know things?

[Raistlin]

Stone? Sound like metal? Wtf?

[Shiny]

The fact that you know that is frightening.

[Shlup]

It says in the books. Vampires, according to Mormon lore, are rock hard, cold as ice, sparkle in direct sunlight (but not any other light), don't have fangs, do have "venom, and sound like metal when you tear them. They have black eyes when they're hungry, red eyes when they drink people, and golden eyes when they only drink animals so as to reflect their hearts of gold.

Jeez, Shiny, keep up.

[Raistlin]

The fact that you can not only read but actually like that trash that sounds like it came from some 12-year-old's fantasy is really depressing.

[Shlup]

We all have our guilty pleasures.

[Shiny]

This is beyond a guilty pleasure. Especially hearing what Breaking Down is about. I mean she must really either be insane or purposely wanted to put the most ridiculous things in a book so that they would not ask her to write another novel. I so want Sam Raimi to direct the upcoming one. Screw Bill Condon (sp?) BD needs to be a horror comedy.

[Clo]

This is beyond a guilty pleasure. Especially hearing what Breaking Down is about. I mean she must really either be insane or purposely wanted to put the most ridiculous things in a book so that they would not ask her to write another novel. I so want Sam Raimi to direct the upcoming one. Screw Bill Condon (sp?) BD needs to be a horror comedy.

I agree, this movie could be absolutely hilarious. In fact, all the movies could have been.

[Shlup]

The next movie is going to be nothing short of amazing. I am going to die from laughing and orgasming too hard. At the same time.

[Rodarian]

This movie is simply....not...

[Marshall Banana]

I bet Raistlin wishes he could sparkle for Shluppi.

[Bunny]

I did not realize the Mormons had a vampire lore.

[Shiny]

Also, am I the only one who thinks it was entirely awkward to hear this line, "Hold up, what damn army?"

I mean wtf.

[missaira]

i saw it a minute past midnight on it's opening date, after a twilight marathon at our local cinemas

loved it, loved it, loved it, a million times loved it. have since seen it again and love it even more.

i love that they stayed true to the book, i love that it's a good movie without even having to had read the book, and i love the fact that there's happiness for once.

a bazillion times better than new moon. new director = a keeper. loved it, loved it, loved it, a million times loved it.

(just in case you didn't catch that - i really liked this movie : )