The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

[BarelySeeAtAll]

I didn't like the replacement for Victoria - she looked very similar but didn't act like how I thought the original would have.

Really? Not that this matters, but I don't think they look similar at all. Rachelle has a softer looking face, looser curls, lighter and more natural looking red hair.

but at least we were in the luxury suite with leather sofas and alcohol if I were old enough.

Where do you live where you have luxury seats?!

Yeah, I know at times you could really tell they were different but at glances (which is mainly what I took when my eyes were usualy on the guys a ways in front xP) she did look..somewhat, convincing.

Aww it's usually rubbish the place I went to, but it was a previewy thing so I guess they thought we best be treated

[Raistlin]

Clo has the right idea. Not for it. But the crazed fans provide endless amounts of entertainment for us haters. ie - (SPOILER)crazy girl.

Her reaction to Stephen King calling Meyer a bad writer is better.

Also, for anyone who is not looking forward to the Breaking Dawn movie, you should read this.

[Clo]

Also, for anyone who is not looking forward to the Breaking Dawn movie, you should read this.

Actually, they're talking about making it into two movies. Double the disturbing therapy-inducing fun! I'm going on opening night to the first one to see how the bed-breaking sex scene works out, and whichever film has the C-Section Horror Sequence in it.

I want to see if the fangirls will still gush over oh how hot he is when Edward is pulling a Super-Gro monster baby out of the cut open and broken body of his wife. And they totally will. These people cannot be deterred.

Also, can you just imagine that creepy-looking guy who plays Jacob staring passionately at a little baby? I just... this movie is not going to work out well. There's no way for it to NOT be a trainwreck.

[Shiny]

I haven't read any of the books and I didn't even know what Breaking Dawn was about until my friend told me the wolf dude falls in love with a baby. But now you're telling me there is a scene where he rips the baby out?! I mean wtf is Stephanie Meyer snorting...

I feel so bad for the legitimate actors a part of this i.e. Michael Sheen and Dakota Fanning.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

All I can say about Eclipse and "The Twilight Saga" in general is that I absolutely hate Bella because the bitch is not that hot. She doesn't make my little soldier stand at attention and her voice is just annoying. Bryce Dallas Howard is smurfing BUTCH compared to her.

[Pheesh]

Clo has the right idea. Not for it. But the crazed fans provide endless amounts of entertainment for us haters. ie - (SPOILER)crazy girl.

Her reaction to Stephen King calling Meyer a bad writer is better.

Thank you for that link...just...thank you.

I can see why she couldn't get past the third page of one of Stephen King's books.

[Shorty]

Also, for anyone who is not looking forward to the Breaking Dawn movie, you should read this.

I'm convinced. It needs to be made into a film.

[Shlup]

BEST TWILIGHT EVER. Lots of kissing. Generally a panty-dropping good time. When they showed the big golden bed you could practically feel a rise in the moisture level in that theater.

Mm, good stuff. I think I'll see it five times.

[Shiny]

I know, I know. "Don't judge you."

[Shlup]

THERE IS NOTHING TO JUDGE IT WAS GOOD.

[Bunny]

I no longer recognize your existence.

[Clo]

Is that... sarcasm? I can't tell!

[Raistlin]

No, she really is that retarded.

[NorthernChaosGod]

No, she really is that retarded.

It hurts me.

[Shlup]