Four strikes and a gutter

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I hate you cause you went snorkeling...

Why you be hatin'?
P.S. It left me with a nicely sunburned back.

I only go bowling rarely. I think my average is somewhere between 120-140, though I am very streaky.

At law school I have a weekly basketball game with some friends. Over the summer now, I have a weekly poker game. Also during basketball season I'm a high school referee. Those are my main regularly-scheduled activities.

I would love to referee a sport for the young uns'. I could contribute to good stuff.