I've done this a couple of times, you go out, you pick a club at random and find out when you wake up in the morning feeling like God shat in your skull and the Devil shoved his barbed member down your throat at the exact same time and realize you were paying around £5/£6 a bottle of Corona or whatever they have on the bar and nearly £8 a double Jack and Coke.

Worst occassion however remains the time I went to a cheap club (£3.50 for double Jack and coke, £1.50 for a bottle of beer £2.50 a pint) and managed to spend a similar amount on booze (some £70+ there was chicken shop on the way home where I somehow ended up paying for all of us including 2 guys I knew). Crawling (yes that is all we were capable off for the most part was an all fours crawl wondering why the ground kept moving) with two girls I knew for around a year prior in an equally smurfed up state from the nightbus to the place of one of the two girls. Where once you arrive even though all 3 of you somehow managed to end up in just underwear in the bed there is no drunken fumbling threesome on the bed because by the time it gets to that stage you're all passed out. Is seriously SO MUCH FUN you guys ought to try it (just don't blame me for the fact that next day you lose and the second day after the night out none of you can even think to leave the bed because the slightest movement makes you wish you'd never been born)