Eyes On FF TextsFromLastNight
I think we all know the rules - if you don't, reference this site. You or someone you know sends a ridiculous text, and it's quoted out of context and entered into this thread.
ready, go!
208: dude, richard harris is effing hot.
480: he's dead, you moron.
Last edited by Shorty; 07-06-2010 at 02:08 AM.
I had some great ones on my last phone, but here's some entertaining ones I found in a quick look-through part of my inbox:
101: Ur mom is soooooooooooooo hot krissy wants to bang her.
101: I have just seen true white trash. Its like a zoo teehee.
201: Excellent. (Mr. Burns style)
101: Wesleyy alcoiol lol
Ok, this is not me or anyone I know. However this made me lawl so hard I near cried:
I wish that had been someone I know.(562):
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Raistlin's 101 is pretty obvious
Ha, the Twilight one was hilarious!
Here are some from my phone:
(609): Uhm okay are they like little kids ur watching beat each other up?(609): Yeah he may even have been the one doing my piercing haha and the needle ended up going through my face!
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
No idea what the number is meant to mean so
000: im in bed you faggot
there was a picture here
the area code, I imagine
"i just switched on the tv and 'mature' porn is on, boke. Do not like 60 year old tits :/"
"heres me, wha? not yet. Just finished playin football and im properly smurfed. Ya dick."
703: fool what up?
... yeah, I live an exciting life.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
(405) Bring a bucket plz lol I kinda need a bucket soonish :x
(567) omg Eclipse Midnight showing!
(302) Oh ok. I thought some EoFF stalker had gotten it somehow. I might be on in a bit.
This is my personal favorite, everyone, two nights ago:
"Gary Colemon is dead?! I have to say, he was my favorite black midget actor of all time!"
691: Will you call your mom in a bit and get the sitch
691: Yup. We r done but i cant leave until the last kid gets picked tq
(0300): "I doubt she'll come. U can tell her...."
(0345): "Whenever you need my assistance, just call me..."
(0300): "Thanks for following me home.."
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
If only my phone hadn't been shut off >:I
Monkey hound smurf u booze hound b a donkey y dont u. Is this towns? I hav u in my address book. Ive been drinkin cheap cider n thort id txt u!BoB BoB BoB BoB BoB BoB BoB BoB BOB!!!! Hello. I had a dream aboot u. We were dressed as cheerleaders n attackd ppl protesting 4 democractic freedom!Yay.Im smurfin pissed in ur other room IM smurfIMGM PISSED! Yeah! Blame dan he gave me wine leik omg" wow! smurfnuts, blame the grocer! He kills the purple cabbage!Ur name is bob. Ur not a slob. U do not rob....any banks. Oh yes ur bob, likes corn on the cob. Always well shod. Yes ur name is bob. Ps. Im drunk.yeah nothing can stop me now. I miss you guys too and i hate being around these stupid norwegians. P.S. I took your cow.All from EoFFers. Admittedly some quite old.I am watching porn at the moment so please call back in half an hour or so. Also when you do remind me to buy some new aa batteries as this thing definitely feels weaker than it used to. Maybe watching bestiality just doesn't work for me anymore?i need a new fetish, it all gets a bit dull and repetitive after a while, kind of like my sex life lol anyway see you at the usual - remember i upped my rate to 25 per half hour so no excuses this time.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
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