Monkey hound smurf u booze hound b a donkey y dont u. Is this towns? I hav u in my address book. Ive been drinkin cheap cider n thort id txt u!
BoB BoB BoB BoB BoB BoB BoB BoB BOB!!!! Hello. I had a dream aboot u. We were dressed as cheerleaders n attackd ppl protesting 4 democractic freedom!Yay.
Im smurfin pissed in ur other room IM smurfIMGM PISSED! Yeah! Blame dan he gave me wine leik omg" wow! smurfnuts, blame the grocer! He kills the purple cabbage!
Ur name is bob. Ur not a slob. U do not rob....any banks. Oh yes ur bob, likes corn on the cob. Always well shod. Yes ur name is bob. Ps. Im drunk.
yeah nothing can stop me now. I miss you guys too and i hate being around these stupid norwegians. P.S. I took your cow.
I am watching porn at the moment so please call back in half an hour or so. Also when you do remind me to buy some new aa batteries as this thing definitely feels weaker than it used to. Maybe watching bestiality just doesn't work for me anymore? i need a new fetish, it all gets a bit dull and repetitive after a while, kind of like my sex life lol anyway see you at the usual - remember i upped my rate to 25 per half hour so no excuses this time.
All from EoFFers. Admittedly some quite old.