I and Myrn have decided that we are going to start an Amazon cult that celebrates women and their [general] ability to not kill one another.

Each Amazon Princess will be able to select 5 males to be her personal slaves. In the event that two Princesses wish to utilize the same male, he will be cloned. This will also solve the problem of the currently even gender distribution.

I offered Roogle a position, but he declined to accept it, so he is currently my slave #4. I haven't made up my mind for all of the others yet.

Discuss this utopia.

Males may be invited to be princesses if they show a willingness to discuss issues rather than resorting to penis comparisons and shows of force. All females are discussionary by virtue of their birth and never fight or harm one enough [ever ever ever, it's like IMPOSSIBLE!1]

disclaimer
Anyone that tries to take this too seriously will be reported for Not Being Fun and added to my Ignore list POSSIBLY FOREVER