Gurlz ROOL, boiz DROOL

[rubah]

I and Myrn have decided that we are going to start an Amazon cult that celebrates women and their [general] ability to not kill one another.

Each Amazon Princess will be able to select 5 males to be her personal slaves. In the event that two Princesses wish to utilize the same male, he will be cloned. This will also solve the problem of the currently even gender distribution.

I offered Roogle a position, but he declined to accept it, so he is currently my slave #4. I haven't made up my mind for all of the others yet.

Discuss this utopia.

Males may be invited to be princesses if they show a willingness to discuss issues rather than resorting to penis comparisons and shows of force. All females are discussionary by virtue of their birth and never fight or harm one enough [ever ever ever, it's like IMPOSSIBLE!1]

disclaimer
Anyone that tries to take this too seriously will be reported for Not Being Fun and added to my Ignore list POSSIBLY FOREVER

[Christmas]

So this is a slave market now?

Anyone wanna be my slave? We can watch power rangers and abuse LITTLE MANUS while taking a dump in the toilet all at the same time!

[Pheesh]

Pfft, you obviously don't understand the serious issue that is penis comparison. Worlds rest in the balance!

[Shorty]

I want in on this.

[Madame Adequate]

So many beautiful women to be slaves to. You must clone me so that I may serve you all.

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm betting that if someone makes me their slave, they'll just spend days smacking me in the face until I start bleeding.

[Fujiko]

[black orb]

celebrates women and their [general] ability to not kill one another.

>>>Thats a joke right? Women are way more evil, violent and crazy than men..

[rubah]

Sorry black orb-- you have to go on the ignore list now

[KentaRawr!]

This sounds like fun, I guess. I want in!

[Jiro]

Sorry, I don't like cults.

[black orb]

Sorry black orb-- you have to go on the ignore list now

>>> I have to go to the toilet now..

[NeoCracker]

Hi, my name is Michael and I heard you were hiring willing slaves to serve you in the near future. I've brought my Resume with me in hopes of showing you I am the most suited to take on this role.

I am very obedient, and am willing to do just about anything you ask me to do. Even if it is something I personally disagree with for any reason, I realize my own personal feelings and thoughts are largely irrelevant to being a slave, and I will be able to preform the task, so long as it is within my physical and mental capabilities.

I am also able to clean things very well, having working in as a housekeeper in the past, so I am very good at various household chores and other mundane tasks slaves are typically allocated with.

It is also possible for me to work for longer periods then most, as my body is use to lack of sleep for prolonged periods of time, allowing me to put in more time to finish tasks, as well as having more time to do so ensuring a quality performance.

In the instances you do wish for actual conversation, I am adept at both legitimate conversation with possible deep thought and maybe even opposing views, or I am able to switch immediately into kiss ass mode, making me a very versatile slave fit to serve a multitude of mistresses.

Thank you for taking the time to read my resume, and I am positive you will realize I am the best man for this job.

[Christmas]

Hi, my name is Michael and I heard you were hiring willing slaves to serve you in the near future. I've brought my Resume with me in hopes of showing you I am the most suited to take on this role.

I am very obedient, and am willing to do just about anything you ask me to do. Even if it is something I personally disagree with for any reason, I realize my own personal feelings and thoughts are largely irrelevant to being a slave, and I will be able to preform the task, so long as it is within my physical and mental capabilities.

I am also able to clean things very well, having working in as a housekeeper in the past, so I am very good at various household chores and other mundane tasks slaves are typically allocated with.

It is also possible for me to work for longer periods then most, as my body is use to lack of sleep for prolonged periods of time, allowing me to put in more time to finish tasks, as well as having more time to do so ensuring a quality performance.

In the instances you do wish for actual conversation, I am adept at both legitimate conversation with possible deep thought and maybe even opposing views, or I am able to switch immediately into kiss ass mode, making me a very versatile slave fit to serve a multitude of mistresses.

Thank you for taking the time to read my resume, and I am positive you will realize I am the best man for this job.

Ya, every guys should follow this bloke's example and post something about yourself so we know who to pick!

[~*~Celes~*~]

Oooh ooh! I wanna join!