I put myself forward as a potential slave for cloning, however will have to resort to a gentleman's honesty and point out that I would be a smurfing ty slave because I really don't like doing as I'm told. But I'm good at the dishes (although I don't like doing them) and my backrubs have earned rave reviews all over the world (really!). I'm also a really good singer when drunk, or at least I like to think so. I can only assume I'm right because people tell me to keep singing...

You will, of course, have to put up with my clones. Seems one lady has already selected me as her slave.