I've never fooled the cops. Though I don't usually have to. Being old has its advantages I guess... Thanks for reminding me :P Though I guess I've dodged potential wrecks by a hair's bredth many a time. I remember this one awesome one where me and a chick from work went the same way on a 5-lane road. The traffic in each lane fluctuated a lot so we passed each other a few times, but all the restaurants were on her side and I randomly got hungry and wound up in front of her. Shortly after the tail end of the car in front of me just lifted off the ground. No brake lights or screech or nothing. Just bam. And I'm pretty sure I could have stopped in time, maybe just barely. But I don't think she would have stopped in time from hitting me. So in a split second decision I veered off and dove into a parking lot and gave her my stopping distance. She called me right after telling me how awesome I was. That was close for both of us