Phrases You Hate
My coworkers have an awful habit of asking me, "Havin' fun yet?" with a toothy grin. I always want to smack the person who says this to me. What am I supposed to be having fun with!
Also, "It's just one of those days." What kind of days are you referring to? Please, explain.
So if you are a person who says either of these things, stop it.
What phrases grind your gears when you hear them?
"Everyone else does it" So?
'Same difference'.
...what? Seriously, what?
My cousin got his account stolen from a MMO in three different occasions, because a guy promised to give him 2 million *insert unit on money*, if he'd give him his username and password.
All three times, he said "The guy pinky promised me!"
And he's 13...
And when someone says that they're right because they were told so from their parent, the internet, ect. ect.
"grinds my gears"
"same difference"
"I could care less"
I feel like I just did this...
Five months of hearing "OOOOSSSSSSSSS!" and "Take money." every time a friend wins at Playstation has caused me to kick children when I hear it now.
"Hey babyface, is the nursery close today?"
"You should dye your hair pink and plant yourself in the garden! Cherry blossom is cool!"
"just sayin"
I don't even hear it that frequently. But it irritates the hell out of me for some unknown reason
Really?! You were just saying it? I hadn't realized you were just saying it, while you WERE JUST SMURFING SAYING IT
"The usual activity..."
And I say this a lot!!.... Honestly I get irritated when I say this but sometimes I just don't have the breath to talk about anything interesting...
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
"No offense but..."
I'll no offense your face!
Also, it's not a phrase, but it annoys me so much when someone who doesn't like me, or is speaking to me condescendingly calls me "sweetie" or "honey".
"I could care less""I could care less""I could care less""I could care less""I could care less""I could care less""I could care less""I could care less""I could care less"
"I'm a man's man".
Meaning you're GAY! And too much of a man to love a woman right.
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
O rly
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
C'mon. Seriously.
I can has, etc.
When people say "Just kidding" incorrectly. No, you weren't kidding, Sarah, you were just WRONG!
*runs*
EDIT: Also: "You know what I mean?" - this is a very overused thing in the UK and I reply with a very serious-sounding "I know what you mean." whenever I hear it these days.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
"Ohh, here comes trouble." when I walk by. I am not trouble!
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