Straight or Not?

[Levian]

Less off topicness, less blowjobs, less going down on people. I know we can do it, people!

Anyway, I'm a boring old heterosexual male.

[Cuchulainn]

Good grief this thread went nut & almost illegal. I have the severe worry that a few of the fat/skinny obnoxious nerds were typing with one hand on the keyboard & one under the table, freezing every 10 seconds as they think they hear their Ma. Horny Teen Harassment All Up In This Biznitch.

Oh, and Lulu Person. Whilst no one would ever say you wanted 4 of the worlds most sweatiest gamers trying to cyber-train you. Don't insult you own intelligence and mine by acting like you never expected a similar reaction. Your whole post did stink a little bit of 'OMGZ WORLD LOOK WHAT I JUST SAID!' and correct me if I'm wrong but you DID follow it up with the announcement that you like threesomes and asked if it was appealing.

Anyway, this thread is mad. You all need wash your hands & read a Bible.

[Bunny]

Fortunately, I am both an expert at typing with one hand and the proprietor of my own living quarters.

I am also, somewhat regrettably, still heterosexual.

PS: The lack of lesbians on EoFF surprises and somewhat disappoints me, considering their heavy presence on the entrewebs.

[Old Manus]

I'm straight as they come, even if it's currently in vogue to claim to be bisexual or some retarded newage noun like polysexual. Seriously what

if a woman said to me i don't do blow jobs, i'd not only kick her out of the taxi, i's spit in her face as she plumeted.

drop and roll you self serving bitch.

i smurfing love you cuch

[Levian]

Eh, changed my mind. This thread is too tainted to go on.

Maybe one day in the future we can have a Straight or Not thread with more than 140 posts, let's keep the dream alive!