Are You a Good Cook?

[NorthernChaosGod]

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I would eat that.

[Rantz]

It's actually a pretty tasty meal, but I would probably prefer it with rice not boiled in toilet water.

[NorthernChaosGod]

It doesn't come from the same pipes as the sink where you live?

[Rantz]

... yes, but after doing that it runs down the sides of the toilet bowl, which have been stained with less than appetizing substances for years. xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

You filthy human being!

[Peegee]

I can't make scrambled eggs. For some reason I either overcook them or undercook them. Never right on the money. Probably at the wrong temperature. Otherwise I've never met a dish that's beaten me, but I don't tend to come up with my own stuff. I just don't have a lot of time. Even so I make this blueberry stuff you'd your pants over.

Not because it would give you worms.

Wow, maybe your pants over was the wrong turn of phrase.

PGies' ezmode scrambled eggs:

Put a saucepan on medium to low medium heat
add oil
scramble eggs. When you are done the oil on the sauce pan will be read
pour mixture into sauce pan. Add salt+pepper/etc
take something that doesn't scratch. I use a wooden chopstick but you can use a plastic spatula
mix the eggs using said spatula until all of the eggs have cooked
done

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm not real great with baking, but grillin is a different story. I make a mean steak