Women were the first mathematicians

[qwertysaur]

Great, so women can count.

Too bad they still have problems with 3D spaces, Laplace transforms, and calculating dickstrokes per second eigenvalues/vectors. And MATLAB. But everyone has problems with MATLAB.

I love Laplace transforms.

[Tavrobel]

let me tell you a few things about Simulink, son.

I've had enough of Simulink this summer. Thanks.

[Rye]

I learned a thing or two about the colonel.

[Bunny]

Did you mean colon?

[Peegee]

Did you mean colon?

oh wtf I did not need to know that

[NorthernChaosGod]

I went to the DMV and learned that some people are too damned stupid to drive.

I heard about a dozen people say they studied hard for the written test this time, only for them to fail. Again. I have never picked up a the driver's handbook they give you in my life or taken one of their stupid practice test and I only missed 1 when I took it.

[Aerith's Knight]

And MATLAB. But everyone has problems with MATLAB.

I never really had problems with MATLAB. The coding just made sense to me.

[Rodarian]

Men would've had to scratch marks on the wall to tell when their womenfolk were going to become she-bitches.

winner

[Meat Puppet]

could be true but men invented genocide

[Bunny]

That isn't how invention works.

[NorthernChaosGod]

could be true but men invented genocide

Along with pretty much anything of significance.

[KentaRawr!]

I learned today that sexism is fun in a forum!

Haha, women, get in the kitchen, sandwich, etc. It's all so much fun.

[Goldenboko]

Everytime I hear the words "Imaginary" and "numbers" one after the other, I want to destroy whatever is causing my discomfort. Breaking forum in five... four... three... two...

[Peegee]

I learned today that sexism is fun in a forum!

Haha, women, get in the kitchen, sandwich, etc. It's all so much fun.

Oh nice I want one with cheeseburgers, fries, and onion rings on whole wheat bread with mayo on the side ^_^ Thanks women

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Men should learn that women know all about poison and how to slip it right in your big whopper

That sounded freakishly sexual..but painful.


I learnt that I'm one of the coolest people someone knew. I pretended I knew it already. I lied.