EoFF Gurls (A Parody)

**Agent Proto** · 07-09-2010, 02:44 PM

So, I got bored, decided to make a shoddy attempt at parodying Katy Perry's Caifornia Gurl. Um, so take it as it is and perhaps add to it if you want? It's a start, I think.

Greetings everyone,
Let's go out for a journey, shall we?

I know a place
Where we can talk Final Fantasy
There at Wonder Square
Where the newbies introduce themselves
Hey! What is that?
There's a photo thread in General Chat!
The guys
their nose they bleed
Trying to sneak a peek (at girls)

You could check out the photos
But nothing comes close
To ShlupQuack's boobies
Once you party with them
You'll be loving each one
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're unforgettable
rubah and Rye
There's also Shiny
fire_of_avalon
So bad
She'll kick your ass so hard
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're undeniable
Clo, Freya, Jess
And also Jessweeee♪!
Eyes on Final Fantasy
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Cats?! In those pictures?
They don't really belong there!
Oh look
There's more gals
Lady_lulu and Christmas (also ~*~Celes~*~)

You could Mognet each one
But nothing comes close
To getting a Visitor Note from one
Once you party with them
You'll be loving each girl
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're unbelievable
Cid's Angels
Marshall Banana on top
missaira
So cute
She makes you all want to tap dat
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're unbreakable
scrumpleberry
Zeldy's got another drink
EoFF represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Ah screw this! I smurfing give up! I can't do any better than this.