Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
Nah. It just means Barret stole Cloud's anal virginity on their Gold Saucer date.

I gave Tifa Full Cure because I figure she'd need it what with all the STDs.

And last but not least, I'd give the Ice materia to Aeris because SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH.




I probably did it wrong but I'm happy.
Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.