I thought this thread was going to be about Lilo and Stitch. I'm disappointed to learn it's about that stupid Lindsay Lohan, who I believe should serve her sentence and learn to straighten herself up before she dies. I've been reading that if she continues her lavish lifestyle without that bracelet that watches her alcohol blood level, she's not gonna live very long.

Though, I hear she's pretty good at taking notes and scribbling obscenities on her fingernails.