You Are A Pirate

[Shorty]

Wait wait, pause. What if we team up and go against the others?

[G13]

Ayyyyyyyyyye like that idea actually!

Avast ye scallywags! We be takin' the ship fer ourselves. Man yer posts (har har ) if ye don' wanta join yer former cap'n in the briney deep.

[Shorty]

A fine team we make, me man! We'll take them seas fer ourselves and leave nothin' far anyone else!

Welcome t' the finest new member o' arrrr crew - our parrot Yoshi! (Ye can't have a crew wit'ou' a parrot, me friend.)

[G13]

Wunnerful idea! It's been many a week since I 'ad a proper dinner.

[Shorty]

No, no birds for DINNER.

[G13]

Well what'm I s'posed t' eat then?

[Shorty]

The scarvy pris'ners we picked up who won' join us!

Also, we what does our ship look like?

[Freya]

I saw some black silhouettes running against the moonlight toward your ship last night!

[Vyk]

I saw some black silhouettes running against the moonlight toward your ship last night!

I bet they were mutant teenagers. Green ones. Like turtles

Ninja turtles

[blackmage_nuke]

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I saw some black silhouettes running against the moonlight toward your ship last night!

I bet they were mutant teenagers. Green ones. Like turtles

Ninja turtles

Ninja Turtles FTW!

[G13]

Yeh'll walk the plank ya scurvy ninjas. And quit touchin' me booty TSoL!

[Freya]

I have reason to believe there was a Ninja by the name of Levian in the parts.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Yeh'll walk the plank ya scurvy ninjas. And quit touchin' me booty TSoL!

Try to catch me, I already laid my hand upon it fifteen times since you posted this!

1337 ninja!

[G13]

Me booty's cursed don'tcha know! Yar-har-har-har-har-har