You Are A Pirate
(Yar Har Fiddle De Dee and all the rest)
Ahoy me fellow villains of the sea! Welcome to the Good Ship EoFF! Today, we're recruitin'. If ye want to sail under Cap'n Rantz (as nominated by myself) then write ye name and rank below.
Alright Swashbucklers, get to it!
First mate G13 at yer service!
But right now I'm off t' schwab me poop deck as me lunch ain't sittin' right.
You're a filthy smurfing man and you should be ashamed of yourself.Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Arragg! I be the one pegged legged man.. But I still know how to sail a ship as big as your mother's tidal pool.... *spits*
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
Aye. Ye've no idea just 'ow filthy a pirate such as m' good self is.
What kind of vessel be we on if a man of my calibre cannae speak o' things a civilized man would not?
YAHARRR!
You're a traitor and I want to have no part in what ever cherade this is
Disappointed Second, remember where your loyalties lie.
I am not a man
Yarggg I want to be the one that sits in the crows nest and plays shanties on an accordian
Oh ray and up she rises and so on and so forth
...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...Remember that well.
I want on board, but I will not be in the kitchen.
You can be me first mate Shorty. For I be Captain PG!
Isn't Rantzien Captain, silly? I'll take the first mate spot, though!
He said I could choose my position he did! So I be captain PGIsn't Rantzien Captain, silly? I'll take the first mate spot, though!
That be mutiny! You will have to contest it in a battle to the death with Cap'n Rantz!
And G13 has already taken first mate!
PG and I will have our own ship full of wenches and we will battle Rantzien's ship!
Aha! A captainship handed to me freely! This is life. Conquering ships by daytime, and women by night! Booty and rum! A woman in every harbour! Join me, and I shall lead you!
Avast! Man yer posts ya scurvy dogs! Or Ah'lll flay every last scrap of meat from yer bones!
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