I'm Done with this Place and Need to Move

[Aerith's Knight]

None of you have been convincing enough for me to abandon these streets of burning cars and marches of hate. I am willing to move for;

- decent weather
- attractive women
- easy access to football
- alcohol


Chickety Cheep Cheep

The Netherlands has:

- Pretty women that can legally drink and have consentual sex from 16.
- Public Healthcare
- Free Education system
- An abuseable welfare system
- Cheap booze
- Good teeth
- an decent education system, ergo, everyone can speak English
- And for emphasis, 16yo drunk legal chicks. I don't do so myself, but I don't judge out loud.

However, I'm not really sure I want you here, so I won't tell you were the country is. If you are the same as 95% of the world, you won't find it on a globe.