Move to MERSEYSIDE. Irish are liked here (i actually only know one irish person), it's the scouse accents that annoys us. (I may or may not be half scouse) and you can be my drinking buddy. Not one single American lives here. St Helens is actually the least ethically diverse place in the UK, no idea why xD we need some diversity! And you said you wanted football, well we can give you the best rugby team in the country!

It rains alot. It's never as sunny here as it is everywhere else in England and in the winter it like NEVER snows.