I'm Done with this Place and Need to Move

[Cuchulainn]

BBC News - Three officers shot during riots in Belfast

So now I've established I live in a e hole that will never change (literally right in the ehole) I've decided I must move.

Everyone of every nationality (Except Israeli, Iraqi, Afgahni or Pakistani as your countries hold the record of actually being worse than here) put forth your argument for having a foul mouthed but charming Irishman move to your shores.

I will not lie & judge these people as 10 years ago I was, myself, out on the streets behaving like a retrobate. However I have nmow changed & if these people won't (I seen men as old as 50 out shooting) I must live somewhere that shares my world view. What is your world view Cooh? Glad you asked...person. My world view is that humanas are all a bunch of self serving self important wee dicks until they prove me otherwise but I'd like to live somewhere where tyhey don't act on it with petrol bombs, AK47s, SA 80s and Orange Sashes to just piss everyone off.

GO! SHOW ME WHERE TO LIVE YOU PATHETIC BUNCH OF NERDS! DO IT!

[Bunny]

Clearly you aren't drinking enough if this still phases you.

Terrible Irishman.

[Peegee]

Move to Canada - our women are prettier.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Move to the USA, we're the best damn country in the world. You're welcome to move to California, too. We have Disneyland and hot women in bikinis.

[Bunny]

Move to the USA, we're the best damn country in the world.

is this a joke

[Peegee]

Move to the USA, we're the best damn country in the world.

is this a joke

But USA is the best country

[Old Manus]

Come to Wales where instead of AK47s and car bombs we have unemployment, no jobs, and abuse of welfare!

[Laddy]

Come to USA, where we actually like the Irish!

[Chris]

Come to Denmark where we/THEY will charge you $4 for a freaking soda. --;

[NorthernChaosGod]

Move to the USA, we're the best damn country in the world.

is this a joke

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Yeah come to the United States and frolic in our oil-stained beaches.

[Hambone]

My best friend is Irish.



I hate her.

[Cuchulainn]

None of you have been convincing enough for me to abandon these streets of burning cars and marches of hate. I am willing to move for;

- decent weather
- attractive women
- easy access to football
- alcohol


Chickety Cheep Cheep

My best friend is Irish.



I hate her.

That's cause yer a wee clampet Hambone. A WEE smurfING CLAMPET NOW STAY THE smurf ON TOPIC OR I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND SCORN AT YOUR PORN WATCHING PARENT. Never underestimate the power of the sneer. I may even bring a picket sign and pretend I'm a rabid Christian against this debouchery.

[NorthernChaosGod]

None of you have been convincing enough for me to abandon these streets of burning cars and marches of hate. I am willing to move for;

- decent weather
- attractive women
- easy access to football
- alcohol

It's California, the weather is amazing.
Bikini-clad women in the summer, barely wearing more all other times
Internet.
Lots of local breweries.

[Cuchulainn]

They also need to find angry Irish men attractive otherwise I could just stay here & watch 'The Hills'.