Medical Advice

[Chemical]

Lesson 1:
How to properly open up your bowels.


Come one, come all for your discount bargain medical advice!
How may I serve you? Or feel free to serve others with your astounding medical knowledge.


(SPOILER)Disclaimer, some of this advice has merit... most of it is from the internet

[Bunny]

What is the best way to dispose of a corpse?

It's been in my freezer for a couple days, so take that into account.

[Shorty]

oh lord. This is upsetting.

[Chemical]

What is the best way to dispose of a corpse?

It's been in my freezer for a couple days, so take that into account.

Lesson 2:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4">Be weary of Pig Farmers</a>

[Bunny]

I live in a reasonably small apartment in a city that can't quite remove itself from the ways of cattle farming. I do not have access to pigs or any other livestock (short of the aforementioned cow). Are there any other ways to do this? I should also add that my budget is cheap so any sort of equipment sort of the basic living utensils will be difficult to come by.

I also do not own a shovel.

[Shorty]

I think this is a trick question to lure out the serial killers.

[Shlup]

The bowel thing totally works, by the way.

[Vyk]

Last time I made a thread involving poop, it crashed and burned

[Bunny]

Clearly you do not know how to talk about poop in an appropriate manner. Take some lessons from the resident poop expert.

[Vyk]

Mine involved dating

[Chemical]

I see a lot of poop talk, allow me to assist you in understanding your fecal matter more.

Lesson 3:
Know your poop.


Typically 1-3 is good

[Shlup]

No way, 4 is good. You want to see a nice soft "S" or "C" in your toilet bowl.

[Rye]

I totally have my own name for each of those poos. They're all disgusting and horrible in their own way.

[NorthernChaosGod]

[Vyk]

NGC says: Girls don't poop