Cereally, is she for real?

But, then I guess her parents are responsible for her being that way.


When my older brother was a kid, like 8 or something, he got an electric keyboard for Christmas that he apparently didn't like. He whined and complained so much about it, that my parents decided to teach him a lesson by not getting him any gifts for his birthday in February. He learned it alright.
It's very important to be humble and thankful. Just be happy that you even got something for your birthday, god dammit!