Spartans! What Is Your Profession?

[Chris]

I work part-time as a Service Assistant at a hospital, and that's about it. Not exactly my dream job, but the pay is good, and the hours are even better. I don't know what my dream job would be. I guess having a job that doesn't take up all of my day, and leaves me free to do whatever it is I do, would be ideal. I've had jobs that felt suffocating, and even when I wasn't working I still felt trapped. Never again.

[NorthernChaosGod]

It was either a Guidette or one of those obese woman ones. Beggers can't be choosers.

Obese women have more places to... you know.

Come the smurf on. We've been through this, man. Just because a girl quotes your post on Eyes on FF, it doesn't mean she wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

Hahaha.

Hey gorgeous, I couldn't help but notice you quoted my post. I also checked out your profile and saw that you're a girl. I then searched religiously for photos of you and here are some conclusions:

• You're so pretty
• Nice...ASSETS...lol!
• Clo is so cute! *claims*
• *hugs*
• hey baby

Thank you for your time.

Hey, back off. I already called dibs.

[Clo]

NO DIBS.



I am very disapproving over here. I need to get a fake moustache and a strap-on and start disguising myself as a male on here.

[Bunny]

I am very disapproving over here. I need to get a fake moustache and a strap-on and start disguising myself as a male on here.

Good luck avoiding MILF's advances.

[G13]

I'mma find someone else to live in the van with me now, Clo.

Okay, but now you can't have my inflatable slide or the spider monkey I've ordered to drive us around. And when the zombies come, I hope you enjoy being in a van with a crackhead homeless person.

Clo, you're mean. Don't do this, we're partners.

You two timing mother smurfer.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'mma find someone else to live in the van with me now, Clo.

Okay, but now you can't have my inflatable slide or the spider monkey I've ordered to drive us around. And when the zombies come, I hope you enjoy being in a van with a crackhead homeless person.

Clo, you're mean. Don't do this, we're partners.

You two timing mother smurfer.

We're a trio now.

[Clo]

This is like a reality show.

Quick, somebody throw water in someone's face.

[Jess]

I'm a claims handler, in motor for commercial fleets of lorries/trucks.

Do you have to make outgoing calls or to actually chase anybody down? I have some fighting pokemon for you ^_^

Yeahhh, I don't work in a call centre. I work in a bespoke department. We handle huge commerical fleets. One of my particular clients are the McDonalds delivery lorries!

We have to chase witnesses, gain evidence such as CCTV and police reports.etc

I like my job.

[Bunny]

One of my particular clients are the McDonalds delivery lorries!

We have to chase witnesses, gain evidence such as CCTV and police reports.etc

Never eating at McDonalds ever.

[NorthernChaosGod]

This is like a reality show.

Quick, somebody throw water in someone's face.

*throws water at Clo's face*

*misses*

*gets Clo's shirt soaked*

/smug

[Clo]

[Agrias]

I am currently working in the Public Federal sector of the Canadian government as an Administrative Assistant/Receptionist/Customer Service Officer for a local Employment Insurance office and on my off time i'm an actress/model/artist.

[NorthernChaosGod]

[The Space Pope]

I'm a professional fluffer.

[yuno]

I'm an instructor in a university,teaching college algebra and calculus.At the same time,I'm a student of higher math.HATE ME!!