Spartans! What Is Your Profession?

[Clo]

I'mma find someone else to live in the van with me now, Clo.

Okay, but now you can't have my inflatable slide or the spider monkey I've ordered to drive us around. And when the zombies come, I hope you enjoy being in a van with a crackhead homeless person.

Clo, you're mean. Don't do this, we're partners.

I am not mean. You shunned my gift! Which I donated to a charity, which immediately makes me a good person.

But you're right, the world would be lost without our zombie-slaying skills. Well, eventually they'd be lost anyhow.

Come the smurf on. We've been through this, man. Just because a girl quotes your post on Eyes on FF, it doesn't mean she wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

Hahaha.