Spartans! What Is Your Profession?

[Clo]

I have donated a blow-up doll to this cause then. It's one of those Guidette ones I've seen in Spencer's recently. I hope he likes it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have donated a blow-up doll to this cause then. It's one of those Guidette ones I've seen in Spencer's recently. I hope he likes it.

[G13]

Whoa... harsh.

[Clo]

I have donated a blow-up doll to this cause then. It's one of those Guidette ones I've seen in Spencer's recently. I hope he likes it.

Whoa... harsh.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'mma find someone else to live in the van with me now, Clo.

[Clo]

I'mma find someone else to live in the van with me now, Clo.

Okay, but now you can't have my inflatable slide or the spider monkey I've ordered to drive us around. And when the zombies come, I hope you enjoy being in a van with a crackhead homeless person.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'mma find someone else to live in the van with me now, Clo.

Okay, but now you can't have my inflatable slide or the spider monkey I've ordered to drive us around. And when the zombies come, I hope you enjoy being in a van with a crackhead homeless person.

Clo, you're mean. Don't do this, we're partners.

[Psychotic]

Clo, you're mean. Don't do this, we're partners.

Come the smurf on. We've been through this, man. Just because a girl quotes your post on Eyes on FF, it doesn't mean she wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

Now, do you remember what I taught you about hookers? Pop quiz! Name three places in which ladies of negotiable affection can be acquired!

[Clo]

I'mma find someone else to live in the van with me now, Clo.

Okay, but now you can't have my inflatable slide or the spider monkey I've ordered to drive us around. And when the zombies come, I hope you enjoy being in a van with a crackhead homeless person.

Clo, you're mean. Don't do this, we're partners.

I am not mean. You shunned my gift! Which I donated to a charity, which immediately makes me a good person.

But you're right, the world would be lost without our zombie-slaying skills. Well, eventually they'd be lost anyhow.

Come the smurf on. We've been through this, man. Just because a girl quotes your post on Eyes on FF, it doesn't mean she wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

Hahaha.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'mma find someone else to live in the van with me now, Clo.

Okay, but now you can't have my inflatable slide or the spider monkey I've ordered to drive us around. And when the zombies come, I hope you enjoy being in a van with a crackhead homeless person.

Clo, you're mean. Don't do this, we're partners.

I am not mean. You shunned my gift! Which I donated to a charity, which immediately makes me a good person.

But you're right, the world would be lost without our zombie-slaying skills. Well, eventually they'd be lost anyhow.

It was a Guidette.

So we're still on, just no blow-up dolls.

[Psychotic]

Come the smurf on. We've been through this, man. Just because a girl quotes your post on Eyes on FF, it doesn't mean she wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

Hahaha.

Hey gorgeous, I couldn't help but notice you quoted my post. I also checked out your profile and saw that you're a girl. I then searched religiously for photos of you and here are some conclusions:

• You're so pretty
• Nice...ASSETS...lol!
• Clo is so cute! *claims*
• *hugs*
• hey baby

Thank you for your time.

[Clo]

It was a Guidette.

So we're still on, just no blow-up dolls.

It was either a Guidette or one of those obese woman ones. Beggers can't be choosers.

[Levian]

My profession would be this.

[Clo]

I am now slightly terrified to participate in this thread any longer. Excuse me, while I go call a counselor. Thanks a lot, guys

[escobert]

This is my job