UPDATE:

So Joe Blow never actually put in an order, he simply put in a "request" when I asked what the difference was I was told....
An Order is sent to shipping, filled, given a tracking number, and sent through the mail.
A Request is sent to shipping, processed, filled, given a tracking number, and sent through the mail.
So basically... The processing part is when the warehouse calls the sales guy back and confirms that the request is to be an order.

WTF IS THE POINT OF THAT??? I PUT IN A REQUEST FOR AN ORDER SO YES I WANT THE ORDER... (Like Rod's "hellllloooo im complaining now!")
Anyways... apparently 5 more business days? we'll see about that though...

Yes.. I feel all of your pain and it fuels me... one day... on day....
*que Gustav Holst - Mars, the bringer of war*