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[Peegee]

I once saw two daddy long legs mating, then the girl in my school class smashed them with her french book!

I also once witnessed the chimps at a zoo fight each other, the entire group had a gangbang to make up for that one. I was 9, I am surprised I am not mentally scarred for life!

>implying you are not scared for life

[BarelySeeAtAll]

My mate found a clip on youtube of turtles mating, every time she sends it it's like some steamy XXX =] Me being a turtle of course it's rather arousing..

^_^ turtles!

But which kind? Squirrel turtles or turtle trees?

An odd coloured turtle

[Shlup]

Student: "Mrs. Mat, the turtles are trying to drown each other!"
Me: "They're fine, leave them alone."
Student: "Mrs. Mat, they're stuck together!" *pulls them apart*
Me: "Noooooo!"
Everyone: *realizes*
Me: "AHHHH!!! The lady who gave them to me said they were both girls!!!"

No learning occurred that day. Well, no math anyway.

[Peegee]

My mate found a clip on youtube of turtles mating, every time she sends it it's like some steamy XXX =] Me being a turtle of course it's rather arousing..

^_^ turtles!

But which kind? Squirrel turtles or turtle trees?

An odd coloured turtle

I liek squirrel turtles. I'm going to call it Turrel! :^_^:

[Laddy]

Bonobo lesbian orgies are quite common at the Memphis zoo.

[Peegee]

Bonobo lesbianです orgies are quite common at the Memphis zooです. :です:

That reminds me. There are certain animalsですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです out there (cough, birds, ducksですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです ) that engage in the most bizarre sexual proclivities that you'd almost think they were humansですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです

Well it's gross anyway. Could you imagine these two going at it? nani desu です

[Rantz]

I once saw two daddy long legs mating

YouTube - Mass of Daddy Long Legs in a Tree

[Rodarian]

I once killed two flies that were mating... mY friend also squished to mating toads...


Yea its probably won't be nice if someone did that to you if you happened to be mating.....

[rubah]

I once saw two daddy long legs mating

YouTube - Mass of Daddy Long Legs in a Tree

I'm glad I don't have a phobia.

[Chemical]

I saw a hippo eat a bird.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Student: "Mrs. Mat, the turtles are trying to drown each other!"
Me: "They're fine, leave them alone."
Student: "Mrs. Mat, they're stuck together!" *pulls them apart*
Me: "Noooooo!"
Everyone: *realizes*
Me: "AHHHH!!! The lady who gave them to me said they were both girls!!!"

No learning occurred that day. Well, no math anyway.

Haha, awesome. Were they all giggly?

[G13]

YouTube - Mass of Daddy Long Legs in a Tree

Why did I click it!? Why did I click it!?

[Peegee]

Snails! Finally OP I found some for you so it's okay now^_^

[Psychotic]

I once saw a hobo rolling around in broken glass while barking like a dog, if that counts.

[Laddy]

I saw ladybugs mating! It was weird....