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    I witnessed my snails mating last night. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen!

    My boyfriend noticed the smaller one on top of the other and said, "look, one of your snails is hitching a ride on the other!"

    Upon further inspecting, I discovered that, no, no one was hitching a ride. They were doing it.

    YouTube - The Lover Snails

    Topic: weird nature you have witnessed.

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    Shorty, you are banned for posting animal porn on the forums.

    I have seen and poked sheep intestines fresh out of the body (they were still warm). Does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post
    I have seen and poked sheep intestines fresh out of the body (they were still warm). Does that count?
    Seen and poked, eh?

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    Rantzien gets frisky around dead animals.

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    That should of been a romantic for you and your boyfriend and should've mimed the snails.

    No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
    Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.

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    We had turtles mating on our porch once

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkBahamut View Post
    That should of been a romantic for you and your boyfriend and should've mimed the snails.
    Romantic, or gross?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DarkBahamut View Post
    That should of been a romantic for you and your boyfriend and should've mimed the snails.
    Romantic, or gross?
    It depends.

    No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
    Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.

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    Not really weird but I saw a giraffe and zebra penis at the zoo. Flaccid to hard.

    It was... okay it was weird.

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    When we had cockatails, one of them was masturbating on the cage's handle.

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    I saw a kitten try to nurse on a male cat once.

    Yeaaahh.

    Ewwww.


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    I've been to the zoo enough to pretty much see all the animals smurfing at one point or another.

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    they’re not your snails they’re THEIR OWN SNAILS YOU MONSTER

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    I own them, therefore they are my snails!

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    oh okay kind of like slaves only not as useful

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