I don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend because...

[Clo]

I'm not very emotionally stable right now anyway so I can't say I'd wish the experience of being in a relationship with me upon anyone patient enough to suffer through such an experience until such time as I sort myself out.

If being emotionally stable was a requirement, I would be the most single person in the world. Also, who is emotionally stable anyhow?

will you be my platonic/not platonic girlfriend?

All signs point to yes.