Right, let's settle this.

[Pheesh]

When Shluppi submits a vote, it...it...it's like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv9nuqo5zC4" target="_blank">a pyroclastic flow!</a>

Pierce Brosnan will swoop in any minute now and set this whole fraudulent voting system straight.

...he'll also eat some bacon and look sexy whilst doing it.