Where the smurf IS IT!

[Bunny]

I lost my virginity the other day. Guy also took my wallet and my shoes. I got a free funny-smelling rag out of it though so it's all good.

So that's where you disappeared to. Why didn't anyone guess that in your Missing Persons thread?

[escobert]

I lose my phone all the time. I lost it the other night but someone found it for me!

[Meat Puppet]

How do you lose five million dollars

[Zeldy]

I've lost soo many mobile phones. I lost my fancy one ages ago, so was using a friend's old one, finally got round to getting a replacement (literally on Friday) and then went out round town on the night and lost it again.

I swear to god. IM BACK TO BEING PHONELESS.

[Goldenboko]

I've lost soo many mobile phones. I lost my fancy one ages ago, so was using a friend's old one, finally got round to getting a replacement (literally on Friday) and then went out round town on the night and lost it again.

I swear to god. IM BACK TO BEING PHONELESS.

You best not buy an iphone, you aren't allow insurance on those smurfers

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've lost soo many mobile phones. I lost my fancy one ages ago, so was using a friend's old one, finally got round to getting a replacement (literally on Friday) and then went out round town on the night and lost it again.

I swear to god. IM BACK TO BEING PHONELESS.

Maybe drink a tad less.

[boris no no]

I lost eoff once, but then I found it in a chest. Good times