White supremacist claims he isn't racist

[Raistlin]

No, really. He just doesn't want to live by those damned darkies, but he's not racist!

So please, don't call him a racist. He says that's not true.

"I would ask you about your version of racist," Murdough said. "The word does not have a specific definition. If someone says, 'You seem to hate people who aren't white,'

I say no, so I can't really be a racist, because I don't hate them. I just don't want to live around areas that are heavily, predominantly non-white."

This idiot is even running for the New Hampshire State Senate.

I must admit, "I'm not racist because I don't actively hate other races" is a new one. Though my all-time favorite racist excuse remains "I'm not racist because I let black people use my bathroom."

What lame-ass excuses have you heard from bigots claiming not to be bigots?

EDIT: Haha, I just realized this idiot says "there's no specific definition of racism," but then immediately after says "I can't be a racist, because that narrowly means I hate other races." *brain explodes*