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    I hate sandy beaches, because this happens. Who else dislikes beaches? Am I alone, a sole bastion of sanity in a sand-vag loving world?

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    Nope - I don't much care for sandy beaches, although I'll take what I can get. My favourite beach or whatever you'd call it has stone cliffs, sort of. Imaging rough stair steps into the water, but steps made for a giant 5 times our size. It's perrrrfect.

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    it's worth it. The sand just means you get to take a longer shower with no teasing later!

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    The sand means you can crash through the waves and have a soft-ish place to land!

    Though I did like the coral cliffs surrounding our cove in Jamaica... but then I missed the waves. I'm torn.

    I know! Let's line our shores with that rubber bark they use in playgrounds!

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    I love beaches. I don't go often, but when I do, I have a blast. xD

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    Go to a pebble beach then you moaning bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
    Go to a pebble beach then you moaning bastard.

    I don't think pebbles in the vagina would be much better. >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
    Go to a pebble beach then you moaning bastard.
    Rofl! Geez, Cuch. xDDDDDD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
    Go to a pebble beach then you moaning bastard.
    I'll just stay indoors, where it's civilized, thank you very much

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    I don't like sandy beaches which is why I go to lakes. Sand feels nice, just not in my bathing suit and not when it's 100 degrees outside and the sand burns through my flip flops.

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    I smurfing hate sand.

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    I used to eat sand when I was little.

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    I like beaches yaaaay ^_^ ! I went almost every day (omg so fun lol it's like swimming is yay and sleeping is fun in the sun) last year during the summer (up to october cuz like canada is full of snow all day!). Now it's weekend beaches and suntanning yay


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    I enjoy beaches sometimes. I don't care enough to want to be at a beach for too much consecutive time, though.

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    I like beaches because you can cool off and get some sun at the same time and see attractive semi-naked people. I'm at a beach at least once a week in the summer.


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