Originally Posted by
rubah
you mean like The Ceej?
omg that guy! I remember him!
God so this one time I mentioned in GC that I use a naked Link avatar on MSN (I still have the pic). So naturally he wanted to see so he added me. Since Link was technically TOPLESS and not flapping his elf penor around, he got mad at me and I didn't take kindly to random people adding me on MSN telling me to not be annoying and asian.
So I constantly insulted him and goaded him to commit suicide until he invited me to his forum where I continued to spam up the place until he blocked me and vanished for so many months that I forgot he ever existed.
A long time ago (probably about a year) he unblocks me out of the blue and starts with 'so are you ready to behave?' I say 'yes' and feign intelligence for a few days while I slowly gained his trust. During this time I had no plans except to suddenly be asian and piss him off, but instead he mentioned that I wanted him to commit suicide years ago. I tell him to kill himself because he was gay and he said he was too cowardly. So I offered to kill him for him, but I'm not committing no felonies in USA: he would have to make his ass up to Canadia, contact me and then we'll arrange the murder.
He seemed genuinely willing to do this and so I took screen shots of the chat for the lulz and posted it on "the chan" laughing and whatever. I figured they would have some lulz and give me a better idea than to call 9-1-1 when he actually makes his dumb ass here to get him arrested
"Officer I have received a call from a man in a coffee shop asking me to kill him. He's at xyz123"
Instead white knighting emo moralfags contacted him via email (I left his msn email in the screens) and warned him not to come visit. So Ceej got furious at me and blocked me again after I laughed at him and told him to die.
True story.