He was wrestling bears in the Appalachian Mountains and hurt his back. The bears are dirty fighters and were about to finish him while he was incapacitated when D. B. Cooper leading an army of Sasquatches came to his rescue. D. B. was killed in the scuffle and Psy was made their new king and led them to the promised land, Ringo's XXX Theater, as was foretold by The Great Coconut.





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