Insects are big jerks. They barge in unannounced and uninvited, and they immediately head towards you and start feeling you up. Or they start crawling on your walls, or hang out in your hair towels and cupboards and get into your food and drink. And whole time they're over you're like "GO HOME!" and when they don't listen you have no choice, you have to commit homicide and flush the body down the toilet so no one gets suspicious.

WHY I HATE SUMMER PART ONE